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If only my thoughts were as short as my attention span
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Marge: Homer, you need to deliver this work to Lisa at school!
Homer: *groans* I have to go to school?!
Marge: You can do this before you go to work.
Homer: Now I have to go to work?!
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If only my thoughts were as short as my attention span
Here's the commercial that I found in Youtube!
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Marge: Homer, you need to deliver this work to Lisa at school!
Homer: *groans* I have to go to school?!
Marge: You can do this before you go to work.
Homer: Now I have to go to work?!
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If only my thoughts were as short as my attention span
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Besides the polar iscapes melting, a meteor becoming crashed into us, the ozone layer leaving, and the sun exploding....we are going to blow ourselves up!!!
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If only my thoughts were as short as my attention span...
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Besides the polar iscapes melting, a meteor becoming crashed into us, the ozone layer leaving, and the sun exploding....we are going to blow ourselves up!!!
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